click me baby!

If you have arrived at this page, you followed an out-of-date link.
I don't know how to do one of those instant redirect thingies yet, so if the new page doesn't load within five seconds, that'd be why. In fact you'll be waiting quite a while, if I were you, I'd click the link or button below instead, (or the picture above) and make a note of the easier to remember URL;

if you did follow a link here, other than one you had stored in your browser, please inform whoever hosted that link of the new URL, or let us know where you found it, thank you.
you may click the button at any time. (unless your hands are sticky, in which case you should wash up first.)
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